SwEeT RoOoRi
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Number of posts : 114
Age : 35
Location : Ksa and jordan
Registration date : 2008-09-14
 |  Subject: school joks  Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:19 pm | |
| I miss school days, and I am sure u miss it too. Therefore , i broght to you some joks in school especially in Math class
have fun while u are reading it .
| I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that ?
I didn't take algebra ! | Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math ! | Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy ! | Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself ! | Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten ! | Teacher: What's 2 and 2
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good
Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect ! | Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one ! | Teacher: How much is half of 8
Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0 | Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?
Class: At once ! | If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?
None, they were all copycats !
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ShadowsReema
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Number of posts : 139
Age : 36
Location : Saudi Arabia
Registration date : 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: school joks Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:46 pm | |
| LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!!  VERY FUNNY LITTLE GUY  thanks hunny for the jocks  | |
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